Me: "Use that phone."
Juvie girl: "It's broken."
Me: "Is it really? Are you sure?" (some times the kids just don't know how to use it)
Juvie girl: "Yeah! What do you think I'm a liar?"
Me: "Well, you are a Juvenile Delinquent and in Juvie (for falsifying information to the police I will add) and criminals tend to lie."
Juvie girl: "I'm not a criminal. I'm just a felon."
I ended the conversation there but still got a good laugh.
So just in case you were wondering, you can be a felon but not a criminal.